necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

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humanwomenguide:

You shall accept a man or woman’s figure. As you criticize someone’s body just think about how yours look . Maybe you should stand naked in front of a mirror and spot all your imperfections. Everyone has something they don’t like about themselves. If you truly love/ care for someone. Then accept them for who they really are.

 (2012-11-08). The Human Women Guide (Kindle Locations 830-832). Christian O Ortiz. Kindle Edition. 

humanwomenguide:

You shall accept a man or woman’s figure. As you criticize someone’s body just think about how yours look . Maybe you should stand naked in front of a mirror and spot all your imperfections. Everyone has something they don’t like about themselves. If you truly love/ care for someone. Then accept them for who they really are.

 (2012-11-08). The Human Women Guide (Kindle Locations 830-832). Christian O Ortiz. Kindle Edition. 

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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lotrlockedwhovian:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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I don’t condone violence but…I just…that arrogant, disrespectful, selfish little shit needs to learn there are consequences to his actions and the fact that people allegedly clapped should tell you something too. 

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stonedhungrycat:

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:


An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

stonedhungrycat:

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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